Lemuria (aka Portland, Oregon) is no stranger to X-Day (aka July 5th). The less we plan, the more slack we generate. Thus...

THURSDAY 3 JULY 2008:
- Portland Occulture (pdxocculture.com) hosts the SubGenius parasite. See URL for time and location.

FRIDAY 4 JULY 2008:
- The Lemurian Flying Rocket Association (twitter.com/lfra) heeds the command of Dobbs to 'build your own rocket ship.' The half-astronauts of the LFRA have learned the HARD way that launch plans can change at the very last second. Join twitter to get updates sent to your cell phone or wander around alone and frustrated, whatever gives you slack. Tentative plans are to meet at 4pm in a North Portland location and launch from 5pm until all the rockets have achieved orbit. See URL for time and location.
- Mu Ryu (mu-ryu.net) may duel in conjuction with rocket launching. See URL for time and location.
- Bring some food, let's have a picnic.
- Cinema 21 (cinema21.com) will be showing "Gonzo," a documentary of SubGenius saint Hunter S. Thompson. Maybe we'll go it on the 4th, maybe the 5th. See URL for time and location.

SATURDAY 5 JULY 2008:
- 7:00 AM, the angelic saucers from Planet X descend and lift all dues-paying members of the Church of the SubGenius up to the heavens in glory.
- The usual observances of X-Day will likely occur, with or without the saucers.
- Cinema 21 (cinema21.com) will be showing "Gonzo," a documentary of SubGenius saint Hunter S. Thompson. Maybe we'll go it on the 4th, maybe the 5th. See URL for time and location.

Other SubGenius events will be co-occuring around Lemuria and around the world, because YOU make them happen.

Notice how many times I wrote 'See URL for time and location?' That means I either cannot reveal more information over unsecured channels OR I have no idea what's going to happen. Just check online, show up, it'll be okay. Still have questions? Ask yer mama!