If I catch the sonofabitch who got The Piano Man stuck in my head, I'm gonna beat his ass.

Fortunately, there are remedies. Nearly any song can be dislodged from your head with The Girl From Ipanema. Then you have Girl From Ipanema stuck in your head for a week, but it's a vast improvement over Piano Man.

If that fails for any reason, you can always go for the big guns. The only down side to replacing Billy Joel with the theme from Hawaii Five-O is that you walk with a swagger until Five-O gets out of your head, but again, I fail to see a problem with this.

This is Johnny Brainwash saying the more you know, the more you know.